The crisis of conscience

Has reached breaking point. Fucking bring it.

JLS...

That is not dancing. That is stepping in rhythm. Fuck you.

Single Ladies. That is how dancing in a video is done. It's also how a good song is done. In fact, it's basically everything that you're not.

I know I've already said this

But I really cannot get over just how bad the E.N.D by the B.E.P. (F.U.C.K acronyms right now) actually is.

I mean, I thought I've Got A Feeling was essentially the worst song in the history of existence. Then, of course, there is Rock Right Now, which basically sounds like somebody forcibly penetrated a chipmunk and recorded the results.

I just googled "I've Got A Feeling lyrics." Fucking Black Eyed Peas came up before The fucking Beatles.

That, ladies and gents, is exactly what the fuck is wrong with the world. Besides the obvious. And more obvious.

Pricks, the lot of you, I hope you realise that.

Russian Roulette

I'm playing Russian Roulette

With a full magazine

It's obscene to believe

These things that I've seen

Pregnant pre-teens

And reality TV stars

Stare back at me

From the covers of magazines

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Just leaving this here so I remember it. It's a lyric, obviously, from something that I may or may not be writing in the near future. It's not that I'm sharing it with you, it's just that I happen to be fucking useless at remembering these things. So you can enjoy it too.

Or not. What-the-fuck-ever, right?

Just bought the Best of Nirvana

It's a gunshot, a thud and 60 minutes of silence.

Best fucking thing he ever did.

Pretentious grungey dickfucks.

Deal or No Deal

I have no idea why I love this programme so much. It's fucking 22 idiots opening boxes for 45 minutes. How the fuck is that entertaining?

But it is. Judge all you want. Then go and fuck yourselves. I'm the only one allowed to judge around here

That Foxy bingo prick can get the fuck off my TV as well, before I have to curbstomp a motherfucker.

Today has been quite an angry day. So here's something to take the edge off.

Just kidding. Fuck you.

Do you know

What is better than the most recent Black Eyed Peas album?

EVERYTHING.

Seriously, you fucks. You used to be so good. So stay away from the autotune and stop pretending Fergie should be writing songs.