Monday, 23 February 2009

Ladies and Gentlemen

Photos do not make you look fat.

You are fat. Fucking deal with it.

This also goes for anyone that says photos make them look *insert adjective here*

Photos are a representation of what you look like. They do not alter your appearance in any way shape or form. If you believe photos have that mythical power, I would like to meet you so that I can show you something that will modify your appearance. That being a shovel to the face

Fucks sake, the world is full of fucking idiots.

By all means, if you want someone to reassure you that how you look is considered socially acceptable, then go ahead. But don't ever attempt to garner shallow and false compliments from me in this manner.

I don't even care what you look like. Honestly, I couldn't care less. But I will point out this fucking fact whenever somebody utters this within earshot.

And more to the point. If you care so much about how you look, then why don't you actually fucking do something about it? Put down the fast fucking food, stop fucking drinking and fucking do something that doesn't involve sitting on the internet whining about how a camera has magically added several kilos to each of your thighs. That statement might seem hypocrtical from someone who is posting this on a blog. But you forget one minor detail.

I don't give a fuck about what I look like, or what you think about how I look.

Fucking idiots.