Friday, 22 May 2009

Random Annoyances...

- Heat magazine: A front page headline saying "Is Split A Publicity Stunt?" is playing into their fucking hands just a little bit, isn't it? I mean, mission fucking accomplished, surely?
Also, anyone that thinks that Heat or any of the fucking other magazines like this are actually worthwhile reading, or even suitable for anything other than kindling please immolate themselves after looking up immolate in the dictionary. At the very least can you stop tainting my blog with your fucking presence? Thanks very fucking much. Dicks.

- Green Day's new album: It's fucking amazing, OK? Ignore the fucking fact that it's not a Green Day album like the ones they released fucking 12 years ago. Seriously. This is not fucking "New" Green Day. It's just fucking Green Day. Deal with it, fuckwits.

- The Heat readers referred to in the first section of this entry: Seriously, why are you not fucking dead yet?

- Sarah not writing shit: Fucking sort it out, stop being so fucking lazy and get your fucking arse into gear and fucking write something. It's ok, noone's expecting very fucking much from you anyway, so you don't even need to make any real effort.

-World of Warcraft: FUCK YOU! I managed to quit this game and yet I'm fucking back on there. Fucking thing. I don't even enjoy playing it. It's just a fucking compulsion. That I fucking pay for. Fucking great. Excuse me, would please rape me for £8.99 a month? Because I think I have too much fucking free time that I could spend fucking being abused whilst being in agony instead. Thanks.

-You: Nothing personal, it's just statistically probable that if I ever met you I would think you're a fucking prick.

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

Back once again...

Good morning, afternoon or evening, dependant on whatever time you happen to be reading this.

I've returned, once more, from what would appear to be the grave to start ranting and raving all over again. And you are the privileged few who get to hear about it.

Although I'm currently sat in front of the shiny new netbook without a fucking clue what to type. But I'm still here.

Because fuck writers block, that's why.

You know what really fucks me off? I mean, I know there's a lot, but let's focus on one particular point. Ignorance.

I was watching a band (who shall remain nameless, as one of the members is a mate and I wish not to cause trouble (I know, shocking, isn't it?)) who, at one point during the set, announced that Obama is "still a politician"

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm aware that the man will inevitably not be able to resolve all issues and will undoubtedly create some more of his own. Nonethe-fucking-less, this is the most ignorant statement I've heard in quite some time. You know who else is still a politician? Kim Jong Il. And Mugabe too. They're politicians! Of course, this doesn't really concern you, does it? Because you're too busy with your heads up your own fucking arses that you don't realise that the rest of the world does indeed have issues that go beyond the ones we have. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware that we have problems here that need to be resolved. But, we're not going to be beaten or shot if we don't vote in june, are we? Are we going to be killed and our flesh sold on the streets? No, no we are not. So, quite frankly, shut the fuck up if you're going to start spouting off this bullshit.

Then again, this band also referred to themselves are "Pure '77" so quite frankly I'm not surprised that they fucking pissed me off.

Itch from the King Blues is another one. What a prick. To paraphrase him briefly: "If there were no more arms manufacturers, then there would be no more war."

To counterpoint him; "Are you completely fucking retarded?"

Do you honestly think that we've only been killing each other since there were "arms manufacturers"? Do you REALLY think that people haven't been killing each other since the dawn of time with whatever came to hand? Do you sincerely believe that if the current weapons cease to exist, that people will just stop murdering each other? Because, sir, if you do, I heartily suggest you go and fuck yourself for being an ignorant dick.

I don't agree with war. I honestly do not. But I also don't agree with violent protest. In fact, if you're going to stage a violent protest that is anti war, then I think that you may have become a bit of a hypocritical twat who is missing the point somewhat, would you not agree? At what point does that make you better than them, may I ask? Because they started the war? Fuck off, would you? Cheers

Seriously. People need to fucking think more often. This may not have been that amusing, or indeed even remotely entertaining. But you already know I don't care what you think.

Not bad for someone with writers block, I personally think.

If you disagree, feel free to let me know so I can completely discard your invalid arguments.

Monday, 4 May 2009

Consider This a Warning

With new toys and inspired by a will to start shouting at things again, I shall recommence writing. You have been warned. There will be profanities, needless abuse and possibly some references to music at some point or another.

Until tomorrow, people. Until tomorrow.