*Insert witty *insert witty title* gag here*

So, here I am. On the train. Typing a blog post with my Blackberry. The only things I'm currently missing are a suit and a smug grin of self satisfaction that can only be attained by earning far too much money from rimming their immediate superior. I mean this metaphorically, of course. I imagine were they to literally rim their bosses, they would be stuck in a perpetual grimace, as one would assume anus is quite the acquired taste.

I really don't have anything much to say. This is more myself testing I am able to blog on the go. Which it seems I am. As you can probably tell. From the fact I'm fucking blogging on the go.

Expect full on angry rants soon. People have once more pissed me off. The porn I am writing will be delayed briefly. Yes, that is something I do now.

Until then, go do something productive and get off the fucking computer for five fucking minutes.

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This is a mobile test post. It does not concern you. Nosey prick.