Fuck Natwest

Not for any banking practices. Not for any foul play. For that fucking advert.

"Can anyone tell me what a standing order is?"
"Is it money that comes into your account?"
"You're nearly right."

No. Fuck you. You're the exact fucking opposite of right, in fact.

And if you, you pigged faced dozy fucking mare, don't know the difference, you need to get the fuck out of banking.

Twat.