Drink it. Or else you'll flip your car avoiding deer crossing the road.
And then you'll die.
Or, you won't. Because that shit doesn't fucking happen and if it does, Lucozade is the least of your fucking worries.
Who the fuck comes up with this shit?
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So, it was suggested by some that I write. About music. So, I did. And once that happened, I was told to post it on a blog. So I thought, where's the harm? Enjoy. And if you don't, feel free to go fuck yourself.
Me, Myself and Your Mum
- Jacques TwoTone
- I'm passionate, which is why I'm so very very abusive. I love music, regardless of genre, as long as it's good. But, you don't really care about this, you just want to read lots of swearing, don't you? Feel free
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